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   We're up and running! Give us a little time here and things are going to get interesting...

   Chris is screwing around in here right now. If you want to see what he's working on, take a look. Additionally, I believe the gent got his own webspace under the name of Chiogga - It might be worth dropping by to see how that's going.

   "Very Metal Dave" (Couch) and his band have found a sympathetic home here at lfino. Check out his slowly [de]volving world under the cryptic file Thanatopsis, or enter under Dave's less shadowy door.

   If you're wondering what the name means, sound it out. It's phonetic.
Still wondering?

   Coming soon -    Adventures from the Big Yellow Dot
(Starring Idiot Girl)
CANCELLED - she quit before anyone could strangle her.

   By the way, I've been hearing from myself lately, and I'm far more entertaining than I remember myself. One of the many dangers of life on the internet. More on this soon...

   Want to know what Steph is up to? Read on ...

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